In 1984, John Sayles directed The Brother from Another
Planet, a thought-provoking, sci-fi comedy about an alien who
washes ashore at Ellis Island and makes his way to Manhattan
where he does his best to blend in because he’s being chased by
a couple of bounty hunters who had followed him to Earth. Aside
from being hilarious, what made that screen classic worthwhile
was its touching on a timely theme in a meaningful manner.
For the film’s protagonist was an escaped slave who looked
exactly like a black man. However, he had been persecuted back
on his planet not on account of his skin color but rather
because he was born with only three toes on each foot.
Ironically, his effort to survive in New York City was
complicated by his having to accommodate himself to an
unfamiliar form of prejudice, namely, American racism. Sayles’
overall aim was to make a subtle statement about bigotry of any
form by showing how silly it would be to divide people into
minority groups based on the number of their toes or along the
lines of any other arbitrary physical characteristics.
Almost a quarter century later, we now have Meet Dave, a
sci-fi adventure which borrows Brother’s basic premise, while
conveniently ignoring the movie’s more cerebral aspects. The
dumbing-down is no surprise since it stars
Eddie Murphy who is
again directed by Brian Robbins with whom he successfully
collaborated last year on the equally brainless
Norbit.
The familiar-sounding storyline starts with the crash of a
human-looking spacecraft played by Eddie Murphy next to the
Statue of Liberty (instead of on Ellis Island ala Brother). But
we still get the idea that we’re dealing with the theme of
America as a melting pot and a land of opportunity.
The rocket, we learn, is being operated by 100 tiny aliens
under the command of a Captain also played Mr. Murphy. He guides
the vehicle to Manhattan where the movie morphs into the kind of
fish-out-of-water comedy we’ve seen countless times before, from
Crocodile Dundee to Mr. Deeds to Elf to Enchanted. This
repeatedly recycled scenario revolves around a naïve newcomer
who must survive a series of ordeals on the mean streets of the
city.
At this juncture, the plot thickens when Dave is hit by a car
driven by Gina (Elizabeth Banks), a widowed-mom with a heart of
gold. When she then brings the odd fellow home to recuperate,
her precocious young son, Josh (Austyn Myers), immediately picks
up on the fact that their guest isn’t normal.
For example, Dave defecates dollar bills and sharpens pencils
by sticking them up his nose. Plus, he can be very literal, such
as the occasion on which he shoved everything to the floor when
asked to clear the table. These eccentricities don’t prevent
Gina from developing a crush on innocent Dave, which simply
cannot be reciprocated since he’s a machine after all.
Forget the love story, this is a flick to be savored for its
asinine slapstick, the sort of infantile poop and fart fare
likely to keep the tykes in stitches for ninety minutes. Besides
Brother from Another Planet, Meet Dave shamelessly steals bits
made famous by a few other films, such as In and Out’s coming
out scene (“I’m Dave Ming!” instead of “I’m gay!”), and Chris
Rock’s unsuccessful hail of a taxi from Down to Earth (“What, an
alien can’t get a cab in this town?” instead of “I’m a black man
again!”)
All in all, this unoriginal, derivative disaster is the worst
sci-fi comedy since, well, since Eddie Murphy made The
Adventures of Pluto Nash.